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		<title>you know what I could do without?</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2010/09/24/you-know-what-i-could-do-without/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 21:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I could do without aggregator sites that don&#8217;t link DIRECTLY to the item in question.  I go to Popurls.com a lot to see what the kids are looking at on teh internets these days.  Sites like Digg and Reddit provide links to internet memes, and popurls.com provides links to the most popular links from all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>anger management</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2010/07/15/anger-management-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 03:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;get together your shit, and move your ass to a proper toilet&#8221; - Fishbone Now that I&#8217;ve decided to get my shit together vis a vis this very neglected blog, I&#8217;m trying to make sure that everything that is important will look completely awesome and all that shit.  The thing that sucks is that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>-4 pts</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/12/28/4-pts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 06:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If you don&#8217;t have anything nice to say, then don&#8217;t say anything at all.&#8221; So here goes&#8230; If you can think for yourself, this post ain&#8217;t for you, and you can move right along and go Create Things and Be An Individual.  But if you&#8217;re an MTV viewer, then please keep reading. For those of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>toof-es</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/11/23/toof-es/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey there crimestoppers! I was eating a schnitzel sandwich last Thursday when I heard a firecracker go off, or maybe it was the ice cracking under my feet.  Funny thing is, I wasn&#8217;t hiking on a glacier, nor was I playing with explosives.  No, I was eating my dinner.  So when I heard the noise, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPhone app store</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/09/12/iphone-app-store/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here I am, surfing the iPhone app store. I recently switched to AT&#38;T so that I could start getting used to the iPhone, cuz Dave wants to write apps for it. So every day I try to think of what might make for a good app and then I search the app store at iTunes. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>making things easier</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/09/09/making-things-easier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I&#8217;ve been doing laundry and setting up my audio recording station.  The audio recording setup dictates that it&#8217;s better to have an external HD to write/save files to so that you&#8217;re only using one hard drive for actually running the program and using another for the write/save function.  That makes it easier and faster [...]]]></description>
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		<title>how you like yo&#8217; ribs?</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/08/31/how-you-like-yo-ribs/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/08/31/how-you-like-yo-ribs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what the deal is, but the past 9-12 months have not been happy ones for Chewy&#8217;s ribcage.  Let me elaborate&#8230; To be honest, I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m going to be starting with Incident #1 or #2, but sometime in November of &#8217;08, I did something to crack a rib.  It&#8217;s been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>sometimes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/08/15/sometimes/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/08/15/sometimes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chewykolchuk.com/?p=731</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you gotta just say &#8220;what the fuck&#8221;.  Here&#8217;s a couple for ya&#8230; http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8140/leftvsconservatards.png http://ivotedforsarah.com/ http://www.amazon.com/review/RRKV0ADMBILR5/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm That&#8217;s all.  Nothing important, just saw these online today and thought &#8220;what the fuck&#8230;&#8221; and went back to my coffee.]]></description>
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		<title>the world&#8217;s best soap opera</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/08/01/the-worlds-best-soap-opera/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/08/01/the-worlds-best-soap-opera/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chewykolchuk.com/?p=725</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It just keeps getting better.  Check this out. http://alaskareport.com/news39/x71283_divorce_palins.htm Maybe that explains some things, but it would seem like she&#8217;s a big ol&#8217; trainwreck, and as we all know&#8230;a trainwreck is pretty difficult NOT to stop and gawk at. When I was in Juneau last month, every single day, it seemed, there would be multiple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>myspace</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/07/13/myspace/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/07/13/myspace/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chewykolchuk.com/?p=722</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just deleted my MySpace account.  I don&#8217;t know why that felt so good to do, but it did.  With the advent of Facebook and the fact that I don&#8217;t live my entire life on the internet, I had stopped logging in to MySpace long ago.  Good bye, internet-ical tether. Of course, I still have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>that one chick</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/07/07/that-one-chick/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/07/07/that-one-chick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chewykolchuk.com/?p=713</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the one week I&#8217;ve been here (HOLY SHIT, I&#8217;ve been here a week?!!!), I&#8217;ve been seeing pretty much nothing but news about Palin in the local paper.  Today there was an article about somebody who feels she was pushed out of her job by the soon-to-be former governor.  Then there was another article about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>welcome to America!</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/06/22/welcome-to-america/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/06/22/welcome-to-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chewykolchuk.com/?p=677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t even know where to start with this one.  Do I stop and think about it, compose a coherent statement about the subject at hand, or just post the link?  I think I&#8217;ll just blurt something out right from the hip first, THEN post the link. I&#8217;m a lefty, commie, blue-state liberal.  I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>right in the nuts! Ch.II, Ep. IV</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/06/22/right-in-the-nuts-pt-2/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/06/22/right-in-the-nuts-pt-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I was up until 5am, ripping apart the laptop.  As you can see, it was an interesting process, especially since I&#8217;m a bike mechanic and not a computer tech.  Basically that just means that while I understand screws and the importance of not stripping out threads, I&#8217;m very used to being incredibly dirty and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>right in the nuts!</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/06/22/right-in-the-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there I was, at the bar, knee-deep in a pint of Sprite, when my phone got all vibrate-y. As I am wont to do, I reached for the phone, but my arm hit the pint of Sprite, and spilled it onto my laptop. I was originally there for the food and the internets, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>storytime haiku</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/06/05/storytime-haiku/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2009/06/05/storytime-haiku/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, Dave and Anna and I went out on their boat for some sun and water and generally just to complain about the sunny weather, and how terrible life is, and why would we even hang out together if we clearly don&#8217;t get along, you know what I mean? The plan was to go out [...]]]></description>
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