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	<title>chewykolchuk.com &#187; chewy</title>
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		<title>I&#8217;d like to thank the Academy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/12/03/id-like-to-thank-the-academy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=278</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s where I acknowledge all the folks who have sent me txt msgs and Facebook notes and MySpace crap about how much they want to join me/hope my flight landed safely/wish me a Happy Holiday/will miss my stupid ass/insert whatever else here.  Thanks to everybody who did so. I went to the Metallica show on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>my favorite song RIGHT NOW</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/26/my-favorite-song-right-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=277</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I listen to music during most of my waking moments, and during pretty much all of my sleeping ones. In other words, I always have the ol&#8217; mp3 player running. Tonight it&#8217;s on shuffle. So here I am, at the computer the night before Thanksgiving when this song comes on. Skreemr.com -click the top example [...]]]></description>
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		<title>quote of the day</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/21/quote-of-the-day-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=276</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From Primus&#8217; seminal album Frizzle Fry, I give the quote of the day Funny thing about weekends When you&#8217;re unemployed. They don&#8217;t quite mean so much, except you get to hang out with all your working friends. Yep, that about sums &#8216;er up.]]></description>
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		<title>I laugh every time I see it</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/14/i-laugh-every-time-i-see-it/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/14/i-laugh-every-time-i-see-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=272</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now you can too.]]></description>
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		<title>more hijinks from the internets</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/05/more-hijinks-from-the-internets/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/05/more-hijinks-from-the-internets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=270</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s another one that I got via email. Don&#8217;t know originally where it came from, but here you are.]]></description>
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		<title>how &#8217;bout that election?</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/05/how-bout-that-election/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/05/how-bout-that-election/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=269</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wasn&#8217;t optimistic. I knew I wanted Obama to win, but I was afraid that we&#8217;d get more Republican &#8220;don&#8217;t worry, we rigged it&#8221; shenanigans. Imagine my surprise, bordering on confusion, when McCain got up and gave a concession speech. WTF? Isn&#8217;t he supposed to say that the fat lady ain&#8217;t sung yet and he&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MLK was a gamer&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/05/mlk-was-a-gamer/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/11/05/mlk-was-a-gamer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=267</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know where this pic came from, but I dig it.]]></description>
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		<title>more crap</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/22/more-crap/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/22/more-crap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=266</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[October has been slow here at Chewy Kolchuk HQ, but it looks like I&#8217;m making up for it tonight&#8230; -courtesy of xkcd.com]]></description>
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		<title>what the hell?</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/22/what-the-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=265</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jewish Egg Donor Needed Locally]]></description>
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		<title>more random brain leavings</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/22/more-random-brain-leavings/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/22/more-random-brain-leavings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=264</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[between working out in the field and having a soon-to-be-fixed crappy and unreliable internet connection, October is proving to be a sporadic and unpredictable month for posts Dean and I were on the freeway the other night (last night, in fact). We were in the far left lane when on the right, we both noticed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>braindom meanderings</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/15/braindom-meanderings/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/15/braindom-meanderings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=263</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s where it&#8217;s at, in no particular order: Whenever my awesome internet connection gets severed, I wanna stab the internet with a rusty dull thing.  I had an epic post about my apparent Down&#8217;s Syndrome, but the internets freaked out and my post is dispersed throughout the ethernet now. We may or may not see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>what the hell is that thing?</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/03/what-the-hell-is-that-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/03/what-the-hell-is-that-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=261</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Is it a bike?  Is it a snowmachine?  Is it a jet ski?  Fuck, I don&#8217;t know, but I&#8217;ve seen one cruising around Seattle this summer and I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;s awesome or just a really bad idea. Decide for yourself.  CLICK!]]></description>
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		<title>campin fun</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/03/campin-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=260</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I went camping last weekend with Doug and Jessica.  I called one of the Marks I know and asked if we could go out to his cabin, to which this particular Mark replied, &#8220;We&#8217;ll be out there with friends&#8230;come on out.&#8221; So we did. We set up tents on the property and then we went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>post turtle</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/02/post-turtle/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/10/02/post-turtle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=259</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who&#8217;s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid. The old rancher said, &#8220;Well, ya know, Palin is a Post Turtle&#8217;&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I got juiced by the SLUT</title>
		<link>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/09/26/i-got-juiced-by-the-slut/</link>
		<comments>http://chewykolchuk.com/2008/09/26/i-got-juiced-by-the-slut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chewy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bicycles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i call bullshit]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chewykolchuk.com/?p=258</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our bike shop is in the South Lake Union neighborhood of downtown Seattle. When Paul Allen decided that his neighborhood (he bought a lot of the properties in and around us) needed a trolley, well by golly, they started to build it. And since it&#8217;s the South Lake Union neighborhood, well by golly, it&#8217;s going [...]]]></description>
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