Then you can get the goods here!
The Fart Soundboard…

Hello to both readers out there! Welcome to the newest revision of ChewyKolchuk.com. There are some cool features with this theme that is currently in place, and while I’m still working out a few bugs, I’ll leave it up as is so you can give me feedback if you want to.

Notice that there is a Lead Article, as well as Featured Articles below it. Those will be the most recent Lead and Featured Articles in chronological order, but know that not all posts will be Lead or Featured, so if you just want to see most recent posts, then click the Recent Post tab above this window. This Lead Article window is supposed to have an image attached to it, but I haven’t used the specific code that makes it all work, so I’m working on getting it up and in place

One thing I’ve noticed in daily life is that humans place some importance on The Greeting and The Farewell.  I suppose all social animals have some sort of ritual concerning this, but me being a human, I’ll only comment on that.  Besides, I don’t want to write a dissertation about butt-sniffing just yet, so….back to [...]

All I can say is, “Thanks, Doug!”

“If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all.”
So here goes…
If you can think for yourself, this post ain’t for you, and you can move right along and go Create Things and Be An Individual.  But if you’re an MTV viewer, then please keep reading.
For those of you who don’t [...]

Well, here’s how that works.  For a long time now, I’ve been pretty lax on posting to the site, and recent history hasn’t shown any different.  However, let’s review the tape from last week, shall we?
Firstly, we’ve had some cold-ish weather recently, and one night, when there was a good temperature inversion and it was [...]

Hey folks, guess what? I won something! That’s right, you heard right, Chewy Kolchuk done won something for hisself, all by hisself! As it turns out, I had entered a caption into a contest being held by a Roanoke, VA newspaper back during the 1st week in December. It was to [...]

3 people have responded to the change in my site’s look.  2 of the 3 didn’t like it.  Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME!!!
However, a 66% disapproval rating kinda confirmed it for me.  Time to change it up.  Wordpress has had some neat additions and widgets and abilities come along in the recent months, and so I’m still [...]

Here is my brain dump from the last little while:

Buckethead is an interesting fellow.  He releases something silly like 5-10 albums a year.  Granted, they [...]