bathroom follies
You know the sound that you hear in the movies when the antagonist (or protagonist, I guess) gets slipped some ExLax and their guts make that super gurgling sound, telling the audience that there’s going to be some Serious Trouble shortly? My guts made that sound as soon as I got to work today.
But that’s not the point of this email.
I went to the bathroom and dealt with my issues, and as I was in there, somebody came in and sat down in the stall next to mine.
Why do people mutter at their creations? The guy next to me sounded genuinely surprised at what he had ejected from his body. “Acorns? When have I eaten acorns?” “Is that a pterodactyl bone?” “I certainly have never seen THAT color before!”
Needless to say, I waited until he was outta there to finish up and leave. Don’t wanna run into Capt Crazy AT your place of work. Or at least not in that particular section of the building…
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