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So here I am, on the throne
Quietly crapping, all alone
And as I type on my website (they’re all the rage)
My girlfriend is commenting on my Facebook page

I posted something, and she went to see
And posted her comment right back to me
If she’d spoken to me, that’d been just fine
But in this day and age, it’s all online

And so I wondered, “what’s the appropriate play?”
How to respond in just the right way?
The answer came quick, cuz I’m no chump
I wrote me a poem while taking a dump

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