Yes folks, boys n girls, dogs n cats, gays n straights, whomever you may be, it’s June 6th again, and you all know what that means…yes, it’s…

National Day of Slayer!!!

Yes, you too can show your appreciation for one of the best-ever hard rockin’ killer rip-ass thrash metal bands to ever stride through God’s green Earth!

But, but…Chewy, how do I, as humble as I may be, how does one such as I take part in making my hallowed point?

It’s simple.  Just take that dial on your music-playing device and make sure that it’s as close to the maximum setting as your ears can handle.  And then turn it a little higher and hit the Play button.  See?  It’s so simple, even a caveman can do it, and if I’m not mistaken, Slayer is preferred  by 4 out of 5 cavemen.  So go out and do your part, or the terrorists have won!

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