old vs new
When I was in Albuquerque a couple weeks ago, I could hear my sister pause for deep thought one night. You know how when you have a sibling and you can just tell when they’re up to something? So all the way from the kitchen she says to me, “Did you walk through an oilslick or something?”
I’m thinking, “What the hell, did I track a bunch of shit in onto her carpet? What is she bitching about?” So I look up from what I’m doing and try to formulate an answer, when she just holds up one of my shoes.
“Cuz this just won’t do.”, she says, “This black crap all over your once-white shoes. How do you get them this dirty?”
Ummm, I wear them every day because they’re my Every Day Shoes? Does that work?
Whatever…we then went out and looked for some new Adidas Rod Lavers in my size, but apparently Albuquerque doesn’t carry those, so….here you go Nan. I bought some new ones.
You happy now?
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Oh, thank you! Hey, look on the bright side. How many guys have thrown such awful-looking shoes away in Egypt? Isn’t that where the last pair ended up?
That’s why you shouldn’t buy white shoes!!