When I was in Albuquerque a couple weeks ago, I could hear my sister pause for deep thought one night.  You know how when you have a sibling and you can just tell when they’re up to something?  So all the way from the kitchen she says to me, “Did you walk through an oilslick or something?”

I’m thinking, “What the hell, did I track a bunch of shit in onto her carpet? What is she bitching about?” So I look up from what I’m doing and try to formulate an answer, when she just holds up one of my shoes.

“Cuz this just won’t do.”, she says, “This black crap all over your once-white shoes. How do you get them this dirty?”

Ummm, I wear them every day because they’re my Every Day Shoes? Does that work?

Whatever…we then went out and looked for some new Adidas Rod Lavers in my size, but apparently Albuquerque doesn’t carry those, so….here you go Nan. I bought some new ones.

You happy now?

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I was perusing DrunkCyclist.com when I found a link to this post.  Okay, this person is misinformed, hateful and narrow-minded.  Fine.  But then I looked a little further into her site and found her blacklist of people who are/were hated by god.  ??? WTF?  If I’m correct about the bible, god doesn’t hate anyone, right?  In fact, if you repent your sins, or even if you don’t, god forgives you right?  Isn’t that what they say?  So needless to say, I was quite amused when I read through the list of people, places and things that were hated by god.  In the music category, I saw that Slipknot was on the list, but Slayer wasn’t.  WHHHAAAAATTT?  If ANY band is to be on that list, Slayer had BETTER be there, ya know?  I mean, I have all their albums and like their music, but for reals?  They HAVE to be on that list if they have album names like God Hates Us All, South of Heaven, Hell Awaits and Christ Illusion.  Oh well.   Here’s the link, check it out for yourself.  Hours of laughter if you think the site is a fake…

http://shelleytherepublican.com/blacklist

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