I was online on Facebook tonight when I got an instant message from Denny, my best friend’s mom. We instant messaged for an hour or more and when I got off, I got nostalgic and started looking at MySpace and the last messages I’d received from Eric before he died. As it turns out, I got one the night before he died, and it was a funny one, so I thought I’d post it. When I read it again, I laughed good and loud, trying to imagine it for real…

I had the pleasure of a prostate massage. It was quite uncomfortable and embarrassing. Luckily for me though it was a female doctor with small fingers. After she was done violating my ass, I pulled up my pants, turned to her and said (and I quote) “does this mean we’re dating?”

She turned a little red and said “Um, no.”

Holy crap, I can only imagine him saying that. You done good, buddy.

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