How about this?  This from a person calling themselves “Herwankiebank”.  Is that the punchline to a joke or what?  Here you go…

Your site has very much liked me. I shall necessarily tell about him to the friends

No.  My site didn’t very much like you.  In fact, it thinks you’re quite shady.  I mean, really, it put your comment in the spam catcher.  However I know that you will tell your friends, because that’s how spam works.  “Hey I found another domain name we can send useless shit to!  Come on, let’s go!!!”

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