Archive for September 2008

I got juiced by the SLUT

Sep 26th, 2008 | By chewy

Our bike shop is in the South Lake Union neighborhood of downtown Seattle. When Paul Allen decided that his neighborhood (he bought a lot of the properties in and around us) needed a trolley, well by golly, they started to build it. And since it’s the South Lake Union neighborhood, well by golly, [...]



sometimes email is better than spam

Sep 25th, 2008 | By chewy

I got this email today and I laughed so hard, I figured I’d put it up for you to see.
Hooo doggy! Cold called Kolchuk last Wednesday from a concert. The day I called CK was the day those mucus guys from the commercial descended into my lower GI tract and proclaimed that I shall [...]



spam gets even better

Sep 23rd, 2008 | By chewy

How about this?  This from a person calling themselves “Herwankiebank”.  Is that the punchline to a joke or what?  Here you go…
Your site has very much liked me. I shall necessarily tell about him to the friends
No.  My site didn’t very much like you.  In fact, it thinks you’re quite shady.  I mean, really, it [...]



i must be on to something here

Sep 16th, 2008 | By chewy

Normally when I check the spam filter for this site, it’s nothing but porn.  A lot of it.  I usually have to delete 50-100 “comments” left here by porn spammers, and the wording of their “comments” is hilarious.  And the style evolves over time too.  At first it was just straight up pussy-this, pussy-that and [...]



total awesomeness

Sep 12th, 2008 | By chewy

One year, for chistmas, I hit the fucking jackpot!  Under the tree were Lincoln Logs, Smash-up Derby cars, and the ultimate, the Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle! Holy shit, I was like a kid at christmas that day!  I would build a house out of the Lincoln Logs, set up the ramps from the Smash-up Derby [...]



let’s take a moment to remember

Sep 11th, 2008 | By chewy

Today marks the 7th anniversary of momentous occasion.  Do you remember where you were on Sept 11, 2001?  I do.  I was at my sister’s place in MT with her and my dad.  I remember that it was going to be a big day, and I was going to head right down to the store [...]



lance armstrong must be bored

Sep 8th, 2008 | By chewy

I read today that Lance “I’ve never tested positive” Armstrong might be coming back to cycling?  The story here says that there is a lot of speculation, but Astana (the team that has become the de facto Discovery team, as Johan Bruyneel and Levi “always a bridesmaid…” Leipheimer AND Trek are all involved) says they [...]



whole lotta politics goin’ on

Sep 8th, 2008 | By chewy

So McCain hires a vagina for his running mate in the hopes of being able to go up against a black man in November’s election. Cuz when you get down to it, that’s how the Republicans seem to be thinking. A black man on the ballot is historic enough that he may get [...]



this, from Denmark

Sep 8th, 2008 | By chewy

I don’t know if I’ll get digitally yelled at for posting this without the author’s permission, but I just HAD to! You can find these at Cafepress, where I have some of my own designs for sale.



i give you this

Sep 5th, 2008 | By chewy

I have a huge post that I started and saved.  I don’t know if  I’m going to simply edit it into a nice and concise piece or if it will need to be pared down and turned into more than one post, but let’s just say that it’s about politics.  I was going to write [...]