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I ran out of my normal deodorant the other day.  OMIGOODNESS whatever shall I do?

Buy more.

I don’t buy anti-perspirant, cuz a human body needs to perspire and because they contain aluminum and what does aluminum contribute to, kids?  I can’t remember…

Anyway, I bought some new stuff because the store in question didn’t have my normal stuff.  Holy crap, this new stuff smells good!!!  Like, I wanna grope myself when nobody’s looking kind of good.

So if you happen to run into me out on the street, take a whiff.  You can thank me later.

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