bring me a smoothie
Normally I look down on blended, frothy cold coffee drinks. Coffee should be hot. Like melt your flesh hot. But it’s so damn hot for a whiny little bitch from AK who gets uncomfortable at 80 degrees. I mean, it must be at least 81 degrees out there! Add to that the fact that we had to barricade our side door after the break-in and now I don’t have that breeze coming in from the alley way. It’s a pleasant breeze, scented ever so gently by urine and asphalt. But the nicest thing is that it has that one-degree cooling effect. Oh yes, when it’s 80 degrees out and I’m feeling like I’m sitting inside a microwave, that breeze easily brings the temperature all the way down to at least 79 degrees. Aaaaahhhhhh, heaven. But now the door has been barred shut to keep out the late night lurkers and it’s getting hotter by the minute.
I could really use an iced grande carmelatte frappacino espresso smoothie right now.
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