don’t step on your phone
I did.
It don’t work so good no more.
So if you know me and have reason to call, I guess go ahead and do it, just know that I can’t answer.
**CORRECTION**
The phone just rang and I was able to answer it. The problem is that the screen went bye bye. I guess that’s what happens when you step on it with the full force of the heel of your bike shoes. At any rate, I don’t really know what it can and can’t do, so just pretend like I lost it overboard somewhere. I’ll check the voicemail from time to time and feel free to email me.
At least I have insurance.
I was walking out to go get food earlier and I was thinking about what sort of Plan B’s I am going to be using in the next few days. It’s funny how tech is nice to have around, but it can rule your life if you let it. I can’t call half the people I know just to let them know I will or won’t be making it to the (insert planned activity here) with them, because I stopped memorizing phone numbers a long time ago. Hopefully dumping that part of my brain has freed up resources so that I might be better at some other vital task like Sudoku or some shit like that.
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Yeah, well, you’re one of the few whose number I do remember, I even know your cell phone from memory as well. In fact, if you add up all the digits, you get 39.