I ran out of my normal deodorant the other day.  OMIGOODNESS whatever shall I do?
Buy more.
I don’t buy anti-perspirant, cuz a human body needs to perspire and because they contain aluminum and what does aluminum contribute to, kids?  I can’t remember…
Anyway, I bought some new stuff because the store in question didn’t have my normal [...]

Yeah, we got broke into a couple weeks ago.  And yes, the insurance company was all nice and helpful…”Oh we’ll just get a check out to you asap!  Thank you so much!”  So now that it’s been 2 weeks and no check, we’re being told that I need to find the receipts from the original [...]

I’m also rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, or as the kids today like to say, with their l33tsp33k, or whatever that shit is, ROFL LMAO…
Anyway, please to enjoy a polar bear poop cloud!

I got an email this morning from my sister. In it were a couple of attachments, one of which was a copy of the speech or whatever you want to call it that I gave at Eric’s memorial. Out of all the stuff on my stolen computer, that was the one irreplaceable item [...]

It’s been hot and muggy here in Seattle for the last couple weeks.  Which is to say that if you’re here visiting from the East Coast, you’ll like how cool and dry it’s been.  Me?  My arms have been shiny from sweat, my head sweating like a beer bottle that has been sitting on the [...]

In the previous post, I mentioned how much of a wuss I am and how hot it is and oh woe is me, I need something cold to drink.
Well smack my  ass and call me Sally, but Mr Delta Foxtrot saw that and he brought me some carmel iced Starbucks beverage!  And it’s cold!  It’s [...]

Normally I look down on blended, frothy cold coffee drinks.  Coffee should be hot.  Like melt your flesh hot.  But it’s so damn hot for a whiny little bitch from AK who gets uncomfortable at 80 degrees.  I mean, it must be at least 81 degrees out there!  Add to that the fact that we [...]

Tomorrow night I’m going be meeting up with Mudbutt, Ol’ Splinterfoot, Loudmouth and Delta Foxtrot.  Mr Foxtrot informed me that Ms Foxtrot will be joining us as well.  If you’ve never met Ms Foxtrot, you’d like her, she kicks ass.  Which is kind of the whole point of this post.  Mr and Ms Foxtrot were [...]

First off, let me just say that if something on my bike breaks, I am going to be PISSED!
But Chewy, why would you say that? That’s a strange way to open a conversation.
This isn’t going to be a conversation, this is going to be a rant.
Remember the phone saga? I stepped on my [...]