if you can’t say anything nice…
I know that I shouldn’t whine about nice weather, especially living in the Northwest and having grown up in SE Alaska. However, I’m not a big fan of being sweat-rolling-off-the-nose hot when I’m just sitting or standing there, not exerting myself at all. My forearms have that sheen of sweat that makes me look like I’m a greasy person to boot.
But instead of whining and bitching about nice weather, let me just say that all the shitty free pens that we have around in the office…the ones that don’t write for shit…they all write really nicely right now. The heat has made the ink warm up and the pens now make thick, dark lines and I can read everything!
Awesome! Silver lining! Now, where did I put that bag of frozen corn I had in my shorts?
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Yeah Yeah Yeah, it’s not every day in the northwest you get a set of bat wings in your shorts…………