I just went for coffee.  I was paying for it when I heard the lady in line behind me order an iced something with 3 decaf shots.

No shit, an Iced Triple Decaf Something.

I’m confused.  Did she want a LOT of no caffeine, or was she making sure that she DIDN’T get a lot of caffeine?

Welcome to the American Dream.  We don’t want much, but we want a lot of it!

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