I just got off the phone. I was talking to one of my closest friends when, in closing the conversation down, he said something like this: “Alright buddy, I’ll talk to you later. In fact if I don’t call you this weekend, that’s because I’m in jail.”
Thing is, we both knew he was serious.
I love the random shit that life throws at you.
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Dude, you got loser friends. oh yea, don’t drink and drive. unless it’s for a sure thing….. oh wait, that will result in jail time too. not only do you fail to reach the sure thing but you get to pay lots of money and win the opportunity to get butt banged by multiple partners – all members of “the Kids from Cell Block C”. that’s the real sure thing.
Well golly, I never did get a call from Zero Batman, so I guess he’s in jail trying to figure out an effective safeword.