random thoughts
1. Why is it that when you scroll through channels and you see a program where they’re fighting in a cage, it’s always two guys in the missionary position, looking like they can’t decide if they wanna fight or fuck? I mean, latent homosexuality is one thing, and I imagine by looking at these meatheads that they’d just as soon kick a faggots ass as talk to him, but it’s something else when it’s every fight on every program on every station that you see… Somethings going on, zeemzane?
2. I have seen two new shows on tv that I’m not certain about. I can’t figure out if they suck horribly, or if they’re totally awesome. Maybe you can comment and help me figure it out. First up, Burn Notice. It takes place in Miami and is about a former spy who got hosed (burned…and apparently notified too) by someone or someones in his agency and now he simultaneously freelances as a job-getter-doner for various unsavory types while trying to figure out who noticeably burned him. It’s kinda cheesy and predictable, with the main character being hot and ripped (good looking and muscular, not running a fever while being drunk, like me) and his female cohort being a former love interest and she too is hot and ripped. But it’s fun to see what trouble they get themselves into and subsequently out of, and how they get themselves out of said trouble. Hmmmm….I’m on the fence on this one. I may have to watch 57 more hours of Hotty von Cohort’s midriff to make certain exactly how I feel.
Second program I’m not sure about is In Plain Sight. It’s about a female federal marshall who has a heart of gold and does everything she can, including bend the rules from time to time, to see that her Witness Protection Plan enrollees are safe and treated fairly. I thought it might be cool, because the main character is played by Mary Somethingorother who was on The West Wing as a Secret Service agent. So I decided to watch an episode. The acting in a couple scenes was worse than what you get with RPG videogames from Japan, but overall it was pretty good.
I don’t know. I’m not certain about either one.
3. When is it going to be summer? It’s frikn June 13th and we have had rain and cold and crap and shit and lame-ass weather since….1924? I don’t know but I’m ready for some warm, sunny swimming weather. Is that too much to ask?
4. If Zeno tells a story and nobody is around to hear him, is he still gonna get the details all wrong? I’m here to ask the important questions!
5. Why is it that the Jehovah’s Witness folks would try to recruit more members if they believe that only 144,000 people are going to heaven? Aren’t there already 144,000 members? Do they believe in mathematics? I’m confused.
6. Since we’re on the subject, have you ever read the first 10 or 20 pages in the book of Mormon? What the FUCK is that all about? I, Joseph Smith, was wearing magic goggles that enabled me to see certain stuff and I convinced two others that it was true, and we three convinced eight more, and now it all MUST BE TRUE!!! Nope, sorry.
7. I’m glad Barack Obama is the Democratic Nominee and here’s why. He’s a newbie. Many people don’t like the fact that he has no track record and that he’s unproven and you know what? He can’t fuck it up any worse than the people in the last decade have. Being a newbie, he won’t be as indoctrinated to doing things a certain way just because It’s Always Been Done That Way. And along those lines, how about new term limits? Every single office from President down to state senator or city council, even, should have a one-term limit. Then no one person (AK senators perhaps?) can hang out indefinitely, fucking up the program in a slow and inexorable way.
Whatever, I’m outta here. I’m gonna go home and make sure that nothing weird happens today on Fri the 13th, and shit. I get to get up at 5am and drive my buddy and his family to the airport, so that’s going to be Extra Special Awesome!
I’m hungry and whatever I eat, I want it to have garlic in it. So there!
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