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Of course, you’ll never get to see it.
What the hell am I talking about? Let me tell you…
It would appear that there’s a McCain gift shop out there on the internets, and as a good little American consumer, you can buy stuff that says you’re a True Patriot!!! Awesome, huh?
Not really. All politicians are douchebags, but the republicans generally are above and beyond in their self-righteousness and I’d rather not give them any money, even if they were selling cases of Rainier for a dollar apiece.
What I find awesome is that somebody somewhere in the McCain organization must have said, “We can have a website where we sell GOP and McCain stuff! We’ll make it look just like Company X’s site, and you can leave comments on the products you buy and EVERYTHING!!!” Normally that might be cool, but when you’re a douchebag politician, you have to realize that SOMEBODY out there may not agree with all your bald-faced lies the way you and your party mates do. And those somebodies may be more savvy to the internets than you are. I wonder if the GOP boys have ever been to Fark and seen the comments that people leave there. Well, at any rate, at the gift store site you were able to leave comments, but no longer. Here’s why:
And there’s one in every bunch…. Don’t you love how the one guy whose handle is True American Patriot for McCain is asking a legit question about the origin of McCain’s balls? If he were a TRUE American Redneck it wouldn’t matter simply because the balls weren’t made in America. Whatever.
It’s a moot point anyway because they took the commenting ability down real fast, needless to say. Big huge thanks to Dudeman for sending me the screenshot he took. You rule.
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I would buy cases of Rainier for a dollar a piece from ANYBODY, at ANYTIME!!