I know that I shouldn’t whine about nice weather, especially living in the Northwest and having grown up in SE Alaska. However, I’m not a big fan of being sweat-rolling-off-the-nose hot when I’m just sitting or standing there, not exerting myself at all. My forearms have that sheen of sweat that makes me look like [...]
I saw this today at DrunkCyclist.com and was inspired to write a post of my own. Not poetry, mind you, just something inspired by what Big Jonny had to say.
I haven’t owned a motorized vehicle in 5 years. You pretty much don’t need to own one, at least not here in Seattle. I rarely need [...]
I just went for coffee. I was paying for it when I heard the lady in line behind me order an iced something with 3 decaf shots.
No shit, an Iced Triple Decaf Something.
I’m confused. Did she want a LOT of no caffeine, or was she making sure that she DIDN’T get a lot of caffeine?
Welcome [...]
It’s called the slayer siren. I discovered it today. You must go there now. Turn the speakers up, or turn them down, do what you need to, but go.
Enough said.
I just got off the phone. I was talking to one of my closest friends when, in closing the conversation down, he said something like this: “Alright buddy, I’ll talk to you later. In fact if I don’t call you this weekend, that’s because I’m in jail.”
Thing is, we both knew he [...]
1. Why is it that when you scroll through channels and you see a program where they’re fighting in a cage, it’s always two guys in the missionary position, looking like they can’t decide if they wanna fight or fuck? I mean, latent homosexuality is one thing, and I imagine by looking at these meatheads [...]
I know it’s a week after the fact, AND I know that it’s no longer called the Ballard Crit, but I also use the terms Seahawks Stadium and FRENCH fries, so eat my shorts! Maybe pommes frites, but NEVER, EVER would I use the term freedom fries, for obvious reasons.
So, back to the subject [...]
For those of you who think you know what quality is…
For those of you who only drink microbrews…
For those who turn their noses up at Rainier…
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-08-18-beer-bear_x.htm
Yeah, it’s an old link, but it’s still solid.
Of course, you’ll never get to see it.
What the hell am I talking about? Let me tell you…
It would appear that there’s a McCain gift shop out there on the internets, and as a good little American consumer, you can buy stuff that says you’re a True Patriot!!! Awesome, huh?
Not really. All [...]
If you can pull this off, then by all means it is incumbent upon you to just sit back and let people take notice.
