yes, we do
Oh sure, he’s a great guy with a rapier wit and a laid-back demeanor. Oh sure, he keeps your glass topped off with fine German beer and has a sharp remark to keep you in your place when the time is right. Oh sure he listens to Nightwish. Well, that aside, Kessler is a good person. And he bought a bike from us. One day he mentioned that he wanted to buy a bike, because he lives so close to work and gas is getting more and more expensive and hey, why not buy a bike. He sees me and Andrew swerve off into the sunset often enough after a liter or two of beers that he has taken the patience and loving care to present to us. 8 minutes…it takes 8 minutes to pour a quality bier.
Yes, so…Kessler came in and test rode a bike that we happened to have in our shop. It fit fine and he looked good on it. And like the discerning shopper that he is, he test rode some other bikes at other shops as well. But it was THIS bike that he wanted and ended up buying. And so he did. And thank YOU, sir for doing so.
My only question is: Why the fuck did you have to pay us 800 bucks all in twenty dollar bills? Jesus!!! Actually that was the funniest part of it. I said to him, “Okay, now I get to take all of your money.” To which he replied, “Do you take wads of cash?”
Yes. Yes we do.
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