what’s the best thing ever?
What’s my favorite for Monday (even though it’s Tuesday)? It’s going to be one of the following, I haven’t made up my mind which, though…
1) Getting stuck behind a garbage truck on my way in to work. Much better than being stuck being a black-smoke-belching Metro bus, the garbage truck has a little bit of each and every rancid, rotting, molded smell you could imagine. When you’re cranking out a good speed on the bike, I think the one thing everybody wants is to have that feeling of ‘Holy crap, this smell is so bad, I actually might throw up’.
2) Forgetting your shoes at home. My current bike shoes are the most comfortable bike shoes I’ve ever owned. I can wear them out on a full day of riding and cruising around and unlike some shoes I’ve had in the past, my feet and toes don’t fall asleep. But still, why take a shoe that’s not made for walking, and walk around in them all damn day? I call suck on that. Andrew just told me that I should buy pink flipflops so that I won’t forget my shoes. If I do, I have to wear pink flipflops at work.
3) Forgetting your phone at home. I try not to be one of those assholes that has to be connected 24/7, cuz frankly nothing in my life is Life or Death, except for the whole ‘keep breathing’ part, and that I don’t need to be connected to the web or my text messages to know when the status of that changes, ya know? Still, I actually do quite a bit of work-related business on my cell, and not having it with me kinda makes me feel naked a little bit.
Those are my 3 favorites for today.
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