I’ve decided the following:
Anybody who says “Bros before hos” and means it? They get a fresh kick in the nuggets with a ski boot. I’m sitting in a bar, and I heard some meathead say that as his toast to all his buddies.
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I met up with Brent and Kate today. They had been out doing Important Shit and they wanted to stop at Pies n Pints on their way home. I live about 10 blks away, so they called and I met up with them and their 9 month old chitlin, Ruby. We had a couple pints and they had some pies and we just BSd and had a good time.
Brent needed to borrow a book of mine, so they gave me a ride home, and on the way there Brent turned to me and said, “Hold out your hand, I have something really cool for you.” Okay, whenever one of your friends says that to you, all kinds of red flags should go up (as they did for me in this case), and the closer the friend, the more profound and deeply red that flag should be. So I held out my hand and he plopped something into it. I stared at it for the briefest of moments, when I realized that he’d handed me a used diaper. FUCK!!! I guess my reaction was good, because Brent got a good laugh out of it.
Thanks buddy…
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