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In the last couple weeks, I’ve fallen asleep with the TV on a number of times. This makes for some strange dreams.

Last night I dreamt that Dean and I were at the bike shop when an emergency arose. I’m talking National Emergency, like call the military or get the NSA or somebody involved kind of emergency. Well, the van was parked way over in Kirkland about 10 miles away, so me and the other guy tore off on our road bikes and got to the van asap so that we could get to the jets and take care of whatever threat we were on alert for. Okay, that makes sense. In Dreamland that makes sense. Well, not too much later on, we got another call and everything was the same except that this time I was running instead of on my bike and since the other guy still had to get to Kirkland and fast, well he took off and I waited for him where I was. Now here’s where logic starts to buckle a little bit. Everything in the scenario was identical, that we had to get to the van that was parked a ways off so that we could drive to the jets and crush the enemy. The thing is that when the other guy left me and I waited for him, I went to a parking spot right nearby where the van was parked and I had to decide (because I didn’t have my bicycle with me) which baby trailer I was going to hook up to the bumper of the van. I couldn’t decide between the blue and yellow one (which has a superior attaching mechanism) or the plain blue one (which looked like it might last longer in a combat situation). Oh yeah, and the other guy? He wasn’t anybody I’d met before, he was just some 6ft Asian dude who must have been my partner. I know that I didn’t know him at all, but in the dream it was just understood that he had my back and I had his. Done! Read more…

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Nothing might happen. Or something might. Or maybe you see the body of your enemy float by. Or SOMETHING!
Well, here’s something. On this site, you the reader may post comments about what you read if you like. I have to moderate them, because there is a LOT of spam that comes through from those same folks who are trying to sell Cialis and Viagra and making promises of huge, fulfilling erections for your lover. So every couple of days I get some incoming action and I have to decide who is who and that’s that.
So a little while ago I got something from somebody calling themselves Lost in Marin. ??? I know somebody who lives in Santa Rosa, but he’s not certified to operate the internets, so it can’t be him. I did email a friend who lives in Concord, but it wasn’t him, and I got puzzled. So I deleted that shit. And then I read a post on my buddies’ site and it made sense. But still I didn’t say anything to him, cuz I’m an idiot and so thoroughly enjoyed his most recent post and forgot all about the fact that he may have left me a post. Got it? Good.
So I get another response from him which totally through me off, cuz while I new it was a ‘fake’, I had no idea who it might be from!!! Until I saw some info that he left to purposely tell me who he was. Go take a look at the comment left on the previous post. I got a kick out of it.
Jason, you rule. And you die.

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