wanna make out?
I posted last week about going and getting a physical. The last thing that happened there was that they drew blood so that they could run some tests. Cholesterol and HIV tests. I wasn’t too worried about the HIV, but I’ve never been tested before, so I thought “Let’s just do it.” Well, I got a call this morning saying that sure enough, I’m negative for HIV. But my cholesterol is high, so I have to go back in a month. Okay then, I guess it’s gonna be goodbye pizza and steak and hello bran and oatmeal. My cornhole will have SOMEONE to thank soon enough I suppose.
I decided to send a txt msg to a bunch of my buddies. It read:
“Tests came back from physical. Cholesterol is high, but I’m HIV negative. Wanna make out? You’d be safe and it would be good for my heart.”
Here are some of the replies:
- Mikey said “Hell yeah!”
- Dudeman said “Fuck yeah! LET’S GET IT ON!”
- Dean said “Shit! You mean I totally could have taken advantage of you last night without any repercussions? FUCK!”
- Dave R said, “LOL! Ummm. Wow. I don’t know how to respond to that.”
Well, Dave…just say yes or no. If the answer is yes, then close your eyes and just go with it. Jesus…
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