spice it up
Today I was on the phone with a vendor, asking them for product information and whatnot. I placed an order for a pair of bike lights, and at the end, when all of the business had been conducted, the nice lady on the other end of the phone asked, “Is there anything else I can do for you today?” So I said, “I wish I had a pony.”
That earned me about 2 full seconds of silence.
Sometimes you just gotta spice it up. Try this: Call your favorite pizza joint, and order whatever you want but throw one outlandish ingredient in there. “Yeah, could I get a large deep-dish, olives, onions and acorns?”
Try it…
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That’s fucking awesome. When I pay bills today and they ask “is there anything else I can do for you. . . ” I’m going to ask for a Ferrari. I think I’d look rather good in one. Thanks for posting the random crap. It’s a good read and will make great fodder for the “Chronicles” in the future.