You know what’s total and utter fucking bullshit?  My friends.  Not all of them, just MOST of them.  Which ones, you ask?  How about Mark, Aaron, Dave, Shanna, Dave, Dave, Kristi, some other ones, and now Brent.  Why are they so full of shit?

Cuz they have kids.

Mind you, I don’t mind kids.  In fact, I love kids.  Other people’s kids.  However, since all of these kids are in various stages of development, and therefore various different ability levels in the mimicry department, I now have to quit cussing when I’m over at MY friends”s’s'ss houses.  What kind of bullshit is that?  They are MY friends, and so I should be able to CUSS at them, or with them, whenever I want, but NOOOOOOOOOO, little ears are always present.  Jesus christ, it’s bad enough if there’s a girlfriend asleep upstairs who’s going to wake up and be a complete raging bitch because we’re being way too loud watching Star Wars or playing video games or some crap at 2am, but KIDS?  I can’t not cuss, dammit!!!

Forget it.  It’s over.  I’m gonna go nibble on a sawed-off and be done with it.

Ta-ta…

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