chewykolchuk.com

Oh…there are a number of reasons that ChewyKolchuk.com truly sucks. Let me enumerate just a few of those ways…

1. There are a couple of people who actually read this site. I know that Dave Pearson and Jason Thompson are those two people because they are the ones who email me and say to quit being a loser and start updating. A few days ago, I thought I was ahead of the curve when I started this very post. However, being the dingdong that I am, I saved it, thinking I’d get back to it and embellish/polish/perfect said post before letting the world read it. Guess what? I got a “you’re a fucking loser, update your fucking site” email from Jason. So there’s one way that I’ve attained Suckness.
2. I’ve been working with Molly for months on end now. She and I have been trying to get her website off the ground, and the reason it’s taking so long? Uhhhh, cuz I suck. I’ve been so slow at getting her wishes implemented that now all the resources that I was going to use are gone, cuz the lifespan of ANYTHING on the internet is about that of a mayfly. There’s Reason #2 that I am Capt Suck.
3. Hmmm, I KNOW that there are more examples of how suck I am, but for some reason those are the two big ones that stick with me. Maybe that’s cuz my memory sucks too.

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