Alert, Alert!
My dad’s Bday was last Friday. I didn’t call. I haven’t called since then. Why am I such an asshole you ask? Because I seem to have lost all contact info for him. I tried calling the two numbers I had from before his last move, and I got two strange voices on answering machines. WTF, mate? I checked my email to see where the last couple emails from him had gone. You know, the ones with the Subject: line of, oh…something like, New Comm Info or something along those lines. Nope. Capn Dingdong here must have erased them thinking that I’d already committed them to the vault.
So. Dad, if you read this, email me or call or something, cuz I have crappy contact info on you.
Oh, and Happy Birthday last Friday. Of course, if this were myspace.com, I’d have put a stupid glittery icon or picture in his comments section and we’d be all good. But it’s not. So I won’t.

Happy Birthday dude, u roxors!!!
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