Hey ladies, Kate told me that I’ve been tasked with getting shots of a certain breed of window-cleaning wildlife while up here.

Don’t know if that’s gonna happen.

Firstly, if I surprise the animal with the flash from my camera, I’m likely to be mauled with a wiffle-ball bat. Secondly, I think the neighbors on this street might take exception to me setting up a tripod and hanging out ‘on location’ for hours on end. Thirdly, I can’t exactly set up a mega-zoom camera in the living room and sit, staring forever.

That’s just creepy.

So, like all wildlife photographers, I’m just going to have to have my camera on my person at all times and pray that opportunity presents itself.

We’ll talk…

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