I put a link to my CafePress store over in the links section. Go there and find that 99801 tshirt in a black v-neck ladies option.
For all other humans, please note the Make Bikes, Not War tshirt design that I did.
Buy something if you want. All proceeds go to a good cause, namely [...]

I don’t care if it’s been photoshop’d. I don’t care if it’s not real. It’s hilarious, and that’s what counts. I’d credit the original person who created this, but I have no clue.
I didn’t know that God and I had something in common…

You know how when you live in a metropolitan area, people keep their pets on leashes and they have the little doo-doo baggies to pick up after their pets, and (being a metro area, like I said) you don’t see much wildlife? And when you do, it’s a raccoon or a possum mostly? [...]

Hey ladies, Kate told me that I’ve been tasked with getting shots of a certain breed of window-cleaning wildlife while up here.
Don’t know if that’s gonna happen.
Firstly, if I surprise the animal with the flash from my camera, I’m likely to be mauled with a wiffle-ball bat. Secondly, I think the neighbors on this [...]

I think I might have this thing working.
Ever since switching to Wordpress, I’ve been having to re-learn how to get photos onto my site. I figured that out with Whitty’s help. Now I wanna use a feature called Lightbox, which I used when I was coding everything on my site. After some [...]

Mom and I just went and had dinner at Bullwinkle’s. Good food, good beer, whoop de doo…
The glacier is still there, like a some HUGE paperweight, keeping the Northern Hemisphere firmly in place on top of the Equator.
This place rains like a SONOFABITCH when it wants to, which is fine, cuz I haven’t smelled [...]

so I’m not gonna. Let’s just say that I’m up in AK, it’s raining like a sonofabitch, and I forgot to bring the cable that connects my phone to my computer. NICE!
I did, however, bring my boots, a warm hat and a waterproof jacket.
I’ll post again after I hit up RadioShack for a [...]