I posted a couple days ago about playing old school video games with Whitfield and his kids. Dave and I were letting Alex and Tyson play Gauntlet when the funniest thing happened. The kids are playing and Gauntlet is a game where your character can throw projectiles at the enemy characters, so at one point Tyson is making his character run at a bad guy and for some reason the bad guy ran the other direction. Tyson (who is 3 or so) yells without taking his eyes from the TV, “Yeah, that guy didn’t want none of Tyson!”

Are you fukn kidding me, did he just say that?

Actually, that’s not entirely out of character. One time at Thanksgiving dinner, we were talking about what time of day each of us was born. Dave got a freaky look in his eye and said, “I know EXACTLY what time I was born!” Anna (his wife) then looked at him all exasperated, and said, “I guarantee you weren’t born at Go Time.”

So you see, like father, like son.

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